NFL Ends Its Sportsbook Standoff With a Third Bookie
The NFL went five months without an official sportsbook over a Genius Sports pricing fight. The fix wasn't fewer betting ads -- it was a third bookie.
Ben finds the absurdity hiding in plain sight. He covers the NHL, MLB, and NBA with amused detachment, a scalpel for institutional stupidity, and semicolons that somehow do analytical work. Extended metaphors are his weapon of choice.
Ben Trotter holds a degree in English literature from Ohio State University. He works as a technical writer by day and brings a literary sensibility to sports coverage — his work is characterized by extended metaphors, dry observational humor, and structural analysis of institutional decision-making. Before joining Swipe Sports, he wrote about sports on personal blogs and built a small following for his distinctive prose style. Based in Columbus, Ohio, he is a Browns, Cavaliers, and Guardians fan who covers the NHL, MLB, and NBA.
Ohio State University, English Literature
May 2026
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Cal Raleigh set three home run records last year. This year he's hitting .158, and the explanations Seattle keeps offering don't actually explain it.
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LA Knight called Roman Reigns a fraud the night after SummerSlam. Reigns flexed a $300K watch and walked off. The non-answer says the quiet part loud.
Anthony Richardson asked the Colts to trade him. Nobody did. Now the No. 4 overall pick is grinding out even reps with a backup just to stay QB2.
A Celtics writer's 'if he's ever available, Brad would call' column somehow became a trade report by the time NBA Twitter finished with it.
Michael Lombardi hired attorney Tom Mars just to ask UNC what he's being investigated for. Belichick still won't say either. The silence is the point.
Auburn is paying up to 24 players roughly $6 million just to show up in Atlanta for the Aflac Kickoff Game vs. Baylor, and it isn't the scandal it sounds like.
CBS says Tony Romo is on leave 'until further notice,' but it already handed the No. 1 booth to JJ Watt, who's one year into calling games at all.
The Rangers gave up a prospect for catcher Logan O'Hoppe, then optioned him to Triple-A within days -- roster math, or a quiet vote of no confidence.
Deshaun Watson has thrown an interception in three straight practices, and Pat McAfee said what the Browns front office will not: it is time to make a decision.
The Blue Jackets cut 17-year radio voice Bob McElligott for a TV simulcast to save money that barely registers against an $8 billion league.
Brendan Sorsby beat the NCAA in federal court over his gambling case, then handed the win back chasing an NFL draft the league never bothered to hold.
Todd Monken keeps splitting every rep between Shedeur Sanders and Deshaun Watson, and neither man has broken the tie. That evenness is not an accident.
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Josh Pastner asked for $10 to 12 million to own UNLV basketball on live TV, then said he did not mean it literally. The number said otherwise.
WWE keeps touting 149 million global views this year. It just won't mention that Raw itself is drawing fewer Netflix viewers than it did in 2025.
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The Brewers traded a Fielder for a two-time champion, watched him give up five runs in two outings, and designated him for assignment before he unpacked.
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Pete Golding had two Ole Miss stars Google how much fans hate Lane Kiffin. Hours later, Kiffin admitted he regrets the bitterness Golding just used against him.
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Ovechkin announced his 22nd NHL season in four words from Turkey. At some point his return stopped being news and became a calendar event. We are there.
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ESPN closed its LA Live studios and is moving 160 employees into the Hollywood Park building it bought from the NFL. The theoretical wall is now a zip code.
The 2026 All-Star Game is at Citizens Bank Park. Zack Wheeler plays for the Phillies. His agent called the snub 'tone deaf.' Wheeler struck out 14 in reply.
Dante Moore passed on roughly $52 million guaranteed to return to Oregon. The NIL era made this a rational choice — and that should terrify every NFL front office.
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Cristiano Ronaldo's final World Cup ended in tears as Spain beat Portugal 1-0 in the Round of 16. The goal record never closed the case it was built to close.
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Bellingham scored twice in 98 seconds at the Azteca. Tuchel called him the best player in this tournament by a mile. The committee is just running late.
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Erling Haaland scored in the 86th minute to give Norway its first World Cup knockout win in 88 years. What it means for a nation that never had one.
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Linda Cohn ESPN retirement after 5,500 SportsCenter episodes ended not with celebration but a quiet indictment of what Bristol became.
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The Trae Young Wizards extension 2026 pairs a $212M All-Star with the No. 1 pick. Washington hasn't been relevant since Gilbert Arenas. Both things are true.
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Brandon Bussi was a four-year AHL lifer and waiver wire castoff as recently as October. Now he's starting the Stanley Cup Final and nobody knew it was coming.
Yordan Alvarez hit a grand slam and a multi-run homer in the first inning on Friday — the first time in 150 years of baseball that's ever happened. You missed it because Brazil plays tonight.
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Brandon Bussi, undrafted and waiver-claimed, just won his first playoff start in the 2026 Stanley Cup Final. Carolina ties it 2-2 like this was always the plan.
Myles Garrett waived his no-trade clause to get out of Cleveland. The Browns GM said maximizing compensation was never the goal. Checks out.
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A.J. Brown spent seven years getting to his childhood team. He's got Vrabel back, Drake Maye throwing darts, and a Man Cave rug that predates the AI controversy. Better late than never.
Brayden McNabb took an 87mph Nikolaj Ehlers slap shot to the face in Game 2 and never returned. Vegas played five defensemen for two-plus periods, blew a 2-0 lead, and lost in OT. The protocol worked. The system remains.
Shaq graded Wembanyama after Game 1 and then blamed the coach. His career FT% is 52.7%. The Shaq-Wembanyama NBA Finals criticism formula runs exactly as designed.
Victor Wembanyama shot 6-for-21, hit the side of the backboard twice on the same possession, and said he was just bad. The Spurs lost by ten.
Three pitchers ejected before a single pitch at Tropicana Field — two bullpens refused to leave after the anthem, MLB Rule 8.01(b) was invoked.
Stephon Castle told reporters he sells calls sometimes — the most honest sentence spoken at an NBA media day in years. The league spent a decade building this.
Indiana built a franchise around Caitlin Clark but forgot to build a system that supports her. That is not a coaching problem. That is an organizational one.
Rashee Rice crashed a Lamborghini at 119 mph, fled injured victims, violated probation with THC, got 30 days in jail. Andy Reid called it a life lesson. The Chiefs have perfected the art of saying nothing.
Sports Illustrated got caught using AI to plagiarize Sportico's reporting, then deleted the writer's entire existence. This is the second AI scandal for a brand that cannot stop doing this.
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Watson hasn't played since October 2024, tore his Achilles twice, and went 1-6 before the injury. Cleveland is paying him $46M to beat out Shedeur Sanders.
The Rams signed 38-year-old Matthew Stafford to a $55M extension with no real backup. The contract isn't loyalty — it's proof the contingency plan doesn't exist.
The Knicks' +225 point differential over 10 playoff wins is the largest 10-game stretch in NBA history. The Cinderella label anyway. That tells you more about media than basketball.
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Aaron Rodgers recommended the coach, re-signed to play for him, then announced his final season before taking a snap. The announcement is always the event.
Pete Crow-Armstrong screamed an obscene slur at a woman at a wedding shower, then issued a statement that mentioned her zero times. The Cubs lost 9-8.