Paul Skenes' Dad Bod Backlash Was Never About Baseball
Paul Skenes went to the beach with his girlfriend and the discourse turned into body commentary within hours. That reaction says more about us than his ERA.
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Paul Skenes' Spin Rate Is Quietly Collapsing
Paul Skenes' four-seam spin is down 330 RPM since April and his velocity keeps dropping. Pittsburgh's fix: push his next start back three days.
Baywatch Wrapped. The Real Plot Is Livvy Dunne's Timeline.
Livvy Dunne wrapped Season 1 of Baywatch and nobody's asking if the show is good. They're tracking her timeline instead, and that's the actual story.
Two MLB Books Are Hiding Tonight's Real Number
Diamondbacks-Padres is 98% of the money on the Over from just 42% of the tickets. Brewers-Pirates shows the same gap. That split is the whole business model.
The Yankees Cleared Space for a Guy Who Isn't Walking In
The Yankees shipped Camilo Doval to Pittsburgh to clear bullpen space for a Mason Miller trade the Padres have all but refused to make. That's the move.
Mason Miller Is Still Sitting There. Why?
Mason Miller has a 0.79 ERA and the deadline closes Monday at 6pm ET. He's still in San Diego. Somebody's about to blink, or nobody ever was.
Paul Skenes Gets Four Days Off. Dunne Doesn't
Paul Skenes got four days off after the All-Star Game. Olivia Dunne posted from Florida instead, because for her, this stopped being a hobby years ago.
Nobody Believes the Padres on Mason Miller Anymore
Three rival front offices believe a Mason Miller trade happens. The Padres say it won't. That trust gap, not any single offer, is the real story before Aug. 3.
Braxton Ashcraft Got Robbed. Skenes Agrees.
Braxton Ashcraft has a better ERA than Paul Skenes in 2026 and still didn't make the All-Star Game. Baseball picked its star early and won't reconsider.
Paul Skenes Is Figuring Out Baseball Is Hard
Paul Skenes has a 5.36 ERA over his last nine starts, including his career-worst 7 ER against the Phillies. The Pirates have no plan for what comes next.
The Pirates Are Above .500 and Nobody Noticed
The Pittsburgh Pirates beat Seattle 5-1 to finish the first half at 41-40. Henry Davis homered. Brandon Lowe homered. The Pirates are real, and I need everyone to know this.