The ticker tape is falling on lower Manhattan right now and I am sitting here in my apartment in Hoboken with my dog named Revis watching office workers hang out of skyscraper windows at 9 AM on a Wednesday like this is the most natural thing in the world, because for Knicks fans, for one morning in June 2026, it absolutely is.

The Knicks parade Canyon of Heroes route runs Battery Park up Broadway to City Hall, and the viewing pens were filled by 7:24 AM. Two hours and change before the floats even moved. People slept on the street for this. People called in sick for this. The MTA ran a 1973-era R32 subway car as a throwback to the last time this city had reason to celebrate a Knicks title, which tells you everything about how long this drought has been and how seriously New York took ending it.

Fifty-three years. That’s not a drought. That’s a hostage situation.

I’ve watched a lot of bad Knicks basketball. My dad texts me after every Jets loss but the Knicks abuse was somehow more intimate, more personal — James Dolan running MSG like a vanity project, Isiah Thomas being Isiah Thomas, the years where the best thing you could say about a season was that the lottery odds were decent. Patrick Ewing crying at the podium after Game 7 in 1994 was the closest this city got to a parade and even that ended in tears. That was 32 years ago. Some of the people on Broadway right now weren’t born yet.

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And now here’s Jalen Brunson, a guy from Villanova, the most boring-beautiful champion this franchise could have asked for, riding a trophy float through the Canyon of Heroes with his wife and daughter, having scored 45 of the Knicks’ 94 points in Game 5 to close out San Antonio. Kendrick Perkins said “Steph and Magic didn’t do that.” That’s not hyperbole. That’s just what happened. The guy who when he won ECF MVP couldn’t get a single national media outlet to lead their show with it dropped a 45-point Finals clincher and proved that whatever New York believed about him was right and whatever anyone else believed was wrong.

He also re-signed for below market value. Because he wanted to be here. Because he believed in this city before this city had any right to believe in itself again.

Alicia Keys performed “Empire State of Mind” at City Hall and announced it via FaceTime with OG Anunoby, which is genuinely one of the most New York things that has ever happened. Fat Joe had his own float. Wu-Tang had his own float. Governor Hochul was on the first float with KAT and OG. Spike Lee was there. Timothée Chalamet was there. Martha Stewart was there, which I cannot explain and will not try to.

KAT said at the ceremony: “This is really a once-in-a-lifetime event you’re watching in New York sports history.” He’s right. This is the 210th ticker-tape parade in Manhattan history, and this time the Knicks are the ones getting ticker tape on them instead of watching some other franchise get it, which means 10,000 NYPD officers and several million screaming New Yorkers showed up on a Wednesday morning to make it the loudest thing lower Manhattan has heard since at least the last time someone blew a 3-1 lead in these playoffs.

The Knicks during the Dolan years weren’t just bad. They were a civic embarrassment. People apologized for being fans at parties. MSG was a punchline that punched itself. Writers used “the Knicks” as shorthand for organizational dysfunction the same way you’d use “the Browns” or “the Lions” — except at least the Browns and Lions never had Spike Lee courtside making the whole thing feel like a personal affront to one of the great American cities.

The 53-year drought ends today, right now, in real time. Every single fan who showed up for the bad years — yes, including the egg-throwers — earned some share of this moment.

I’m not sorry. I’m never going to be sorry.

Revis is barking at the TV. My dad just texted me.