England vs. Argentina in a World Cup semifinal is one of those sentences that sounds made up, and it’s happening in three days.

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Let me just lay out what is actually sitting on the table here. England’s last World Cup Final was 1966. Sixty years. Three entire generations of English supporters have been born, grown up, started their own families, and died without watching their national team play for the title. That’s not a drought — that’s a psychic wound passed down like a family curse. The grandchildren of the 1966 team are middle-aged now. The players themselves are mostly gone.

On the other side of the bracket: Lionel Messi, 39 years old, eight goals in this tournament, co-leading the Golden Boot race. He has never faced England in senior international play. Not once. In 200-plus appearances for Argentina, this fixture simply never happened. And now, in what is almost certainly his last World Cup, it’s happening at the worst possible moment — a semifinal, where one of them goes home.

What Does Wednesday’s Semifinal Actually Mean for England?

The history between these two nations at this tournament is almost absurdly weighted. 1966 quarterfinal, England wins. 1986 quarterfinal, Maradona’s Hand of God and the Goal of the Century, Argentina wins. 1998 round of 16, Beckham’s red card, Argentina wins on penalties. 2002 group stage, Beckham’s redemption penalty, England wins 1-0. Every single meeting has a moment people still argue about. Every single one left a scar on someone.

That 2002 group stage match was the last time they played at a World Cup. Twenty-four years ago. My mom’s dental office was still using paper appointment cards.

Bellingham’s brace against Norway got England here the hard way — equalized in stoppage time, then found the winner in extra time. Not clean. Not convincing. England have won only two of their six matches at this tournament by more than one goal. They’re here on grit and moments, not dominance.

Why Is Messi vs. England a First-Time Matchup After 200 Appearances?

Because the draw never gave it to us. Until now.

Alvarez’s extra-time winner over Switzerland was similarly messy — Argentina needed a red card at 72 minutes to break it open, then scored twice late in extra time to close it. Switzerland pushed them to the edge. This isn’t an invincible Argentina side.

Both teams have been unconvincing. By any measure you want to use, neither of these teams looks like a dominant finalist-in-waiting. That’s the strongest argument against treating this game like mythology made flesh.

Can Argentina Actually Win Back-to-Back World Cups?

No team has won back-to-back World Cups since Brazil in 1958 and 1962. Only Italy, in 1934 and 1938, pulled it off before that. Messi holds more World Cup career assists than any player in history — ten, first to double figures. The individual records available to him on Wednesday are staggering. And he’s doing it against England, the team that still believes 1966 was the natural order of things.

My sister would tell me I’m making too much of this. She’s probably right. She’s usually right about my sports takes, which is deeply annoying.

But here’s the thing: the weight of the fixture doesn’t care how unconvincing the path was. Both teams survived. The mythology is in the room. When England and Argentina stand across from each other in a World Cup knockout game, the history isn’t backdrop — it’s a participant.

Wednesday in Atlanta. 3pm ET. Clear your calendar.